WEW LAD, YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!

You absolute muppet, you've gone and done it again. What a mental idea, I swear. Could anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too brainy. You absolutely gotta be kidding me, mate. Fair play Topman|What a legend {Get it done|Sorted! |You're mental, you know that? Pray the best for your future. You're a real one, lad.